we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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