i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
well, you know. whores of a feather.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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