Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Green mimosas i think yes
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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