it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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