dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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