i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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