I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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