That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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