oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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