Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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