so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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