people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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