Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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