No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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