this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
