South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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