Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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