are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I got chris browned last night
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Even my vagina gasped.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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