Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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