That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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