I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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