It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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