Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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