I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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