He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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