But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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