my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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