and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
not ubering you a puppy
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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