A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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