grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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