i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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