love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Randomize