Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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