remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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