I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Redeem this text for a blowjob
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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