woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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