no. you can't hotbox the world.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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