Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize