My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You're my little dorito
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
