You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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