My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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