Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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