Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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