Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just gift wrapped bread.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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