dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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