brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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