wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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