My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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