giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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