brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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