question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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