I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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