He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
