Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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